Spandex Sidney 11:12 Thu Apr 2
Bernie Eccleston to become a father again at 90
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There's is NO way that kid is his. There's no way he can knob his missus anymore.
And I'm sure that little kid will be delighted to have a 66 year old sister. However I'm sure he'll be delighted in inheriting a billion pounds as a nipper
Fucking soppy cunt, having kids at that age
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wansteadman
11:44 Fri Apr 3
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What attracted you to billionaire Bernie ecclestone ??
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ChesterRd
11:18 Fri Apr 3
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I doubt very much this will be a natural pregnancy. AI and from sperm frozen years ago more like
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Vexed
9:35 Fri Apr 3
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Whoever she is I expect she's thanking her lucky stars that covid-19 was invented. Going round licking tube seats and everything now I bet.
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Far Cough
9:33 Fri Apr 3
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So how desperate is any woman to fuck that ancient Billionaire creep.
There, I fixed it for you :-)
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Lertie Button
9:18 Fri Apr 3
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So how desperate is any woman to fuck that ancient creep.
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JimmyT
7:12 Fri Apr 3
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I’ve heard that his penis hangs at a strange angle.
He’s seeing a doctor about his POLE POSITION.
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JimmyT
7:09 Fri Apr 3
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I heard that his wife lied to him about being pregnant.
She really is a FALSE TART.
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JimmyT
7:08 Fri Apr 3
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And I think he’ll soon TYRE of being a new dad.
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mashed in maryland
7:07 Fri Apr 3
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These puns are going to be TYREing
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JimmyT
7:06 Fri Apr 3
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Anyway, I think his behaviour really is the PITS.
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JimmyT
7:05 Fri Apr 3
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I don’t think he’ll be doing too many night shifts or changing too many nappies.
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JimmyT
7:04 Fri Apr 3
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A screaming kid in a separate wing of your mansion looked after by a couple of nannies.
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Vexed
7:02 Fri Apr 3
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What have a screaming kid at 90? Er no I fucking wouldn't.
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mashed in maryland
7:00 Fri Apr 3
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Fair play to him.
You'd all do the same if you could
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JimmyT
6:53 Fri Apr 3
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(That was a joke about his short legs)
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JimmyT
6:52 Fri Apr 3
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So he has a three inch cock, then?
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Swiss.
6:48 Fri Apr 3
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Hung like a donkey apparently. His nickname is the tripod.
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ChillTheKeel
6:46 Fri Apr 3
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I think I'd choose poverty over resembling a freakish fetus.
But that's jealously for ya.
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ParadiseLost
5:57 Fri Apr 3
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A 90 year old billionaire midget...
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Manuel
5:13 Fri Apr 3
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Eerie Descent 10:12 Fri Apr 3
'Lots of jealousy on here'
I would hate to think how low you would have to be to be jealous of a 90 year old midget?
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SE5 Hammer
3:41 Fri Apr 3
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I've got a 1 year old at 57 so now feel like a spring pup
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